IRIS collaborates with ChintaMoney (Kent: Hey-Thats me!)
So my brother Kent was all worked up about having 170 odd visitors on the blog. (What he doesn’t know is that we’re actually paying a couple of guys to keep the visitor count up. Hush!) And truth be told, no one’s really given him the credit he deserves. Look at the blog place…it’s all colour now! wow! and the hyperlinks are pretty amazing too. they pop stuff out, don’t you know. it’s like having a book with pictures; even if you’re too dumb to read, the look of it makes it seem really cool. Now i’m not making a comment on the IQ of the people reading this, honestly. We really can’t afford to lose the 5 friends we have made in 2 months. Back to Kent, Kent Pawar, he’s done an amazing job with the site and the blog and frankly, Captain Plan-it, the Pawar is yours. (It worked! Kent just read this and he’s taking me out to dinner…! Yay! My first free meal since KFC cleaned out their kitchen!)
So there wasn’t much progress in the room in the last week. except for of course the colour in the blog. And of course the IRIS tee shirt is ready, thanks to Ryan’s diligence. also we contacted another couple of million companies. our tele-marketers (if that’s the word i’m looking for) almost got slapped over the telephone by the companies’ people for being rudely awoken in the middle of their naps in their offices. I mean, how would you feel being woken up in the middle of a lecture huh? oh yes, as far as progress goes, the layers of dust on our charts increased from 3 to 7 in the last week. They’re still not in the canteen. Plus, the number of bands that rejected us went up from 2 to a whopping 9! so we’ll have local rock band Ganesh Orchestra of Ganapati celebration fame playing for our rock show. They’ll be playing hits such as Digambar Rain and Comfortably BumBhole, not to mention their smash hit original, Pudhchya Varshi Lavkar Ya.
A thing i realised is the publishittypublicity team isn’t umm…really…umm…working towards highlighting the features of our website and blog. and what i also realised is that people love being told that their name is up here on the blog. so i realised that was the solution to the aforementioned problem! by blogging more about more people, more people would come and read this. it’s like having your picture in the newspaper, even if it is something like ‘Bharat Mata ka Jagaran Times’, you’ll buy it. just to show your pic or name in it. so i carefully try this theory of mine. Watch.
Siddhant is his usual self. Dancing away when there’s no appointment to take care of. “<one end of alimentary canal> phat rahi hai yaar” and then he breaks into his little jig. complete with obscure Tulugulayalam lyrics. It was Piyush ‘Marwadi’ ’s birthday today. i overheard this ‘Hey Marwadi Happy bday yaar….(pause) abhi to last year ka conveyance ka paisa de na yaar…’ Marwadi wasn’t available for comments. We don’t really have too many seniors coming our way these days. Kale of course, who’s paid to give sound bytes said ‘Jo band free nahin hai, usko toh bhool hi jaa’. We’ll remember these words of wisdom Kale. Happy birthday. Same to Colin. Omkar BG was excited about having his name on the blog. we asked him to pay us for giving him publicity. he said something about shoving something up my something. i can’t quite remember what it was…
We had a photoshoot today. So we had loads of shirts and salwars and lipstick and rouge on the badminton court. Everybody dressed in their Sunday best, although on some you couldn’t tell. Arvin ‘i will not use scissors anymore’ Nunes was taking the pictures. So was Leroy (He’s a man i tell you, i salute you Leroy). and so was Jason ‘hair today gone tomorrow’ Gomes. everybody loves photoshoots. with sons even asking money to speak good about their dads, who doesn’t love a little free publicity? at this stage, i must mention Tej. for no particular reason. Tej of the wasTej fame. i know that if he gets to know his name is up on the blog, he’s sure to tell his friends about it. haha! Cheapshot.
Hey hold on a second. (pause) Wow! i got a few threatening calls already. that means there are people reading this stuff! Hold on a second again please. (pause) oh wait they were wrong numbers. so yes. i could write of an assassination attempt on the US president and live in peace still cuz, let’s face it, who’s gonna reach here anyway!
Ok, to the 7 people who came here by mistake and accidentally started reading this, we need money! MONEY HONEY! paisa! rupaiya! dollar! Moolah! Ya allah! madad kar. Empty those pockets, smash those piggy banks, rob your granny, do something! don’t force us to go on a hunger strike! well, it will keep us from eating canteen food, which is good, but still. Kuch karo na yaar. <one end of alimentary canal> phat rahi hai!
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thanks mate i can give u the freebies for puttin ma name …ask for nethin u want except money ….